gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

(via joshpeck)

i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”

communistbakery:

when in reality they look like this:

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and i’m just sitting there like:

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i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.

ME AS HELL

(Source: notskomak, via captainbitemehobbit)

tardisblue-pandas:

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

(via captainbitemehobbit)

siighed:

some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

(Source: siighed, via sobeconcerned)